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Thursday, March 15, 2012
#4 - No dumping here
I'm sorry sir, but when you're evicted from the library that means you can't use our bathroom either. Yes, even when you have to, as you put it, "take a serious fucking dump."
You sir, are not a good person. All my selfish life I had hoped to retire a librarian, gaining in my twilight years eternal life by helping the working poor struggle to gain literacy. But now I know that too is vanity, and will have to squander what little time is left on brandy and Prozac.
No, I won't say it...
ReplyDeleteYou sir, are not a good person. All my selfish life I had hoped to retire a librarian, gaining in my twilight years eternal life by helping the working poor struggle to gain literacy. But now I know that too is vanity, and will have to squander what little time is left on brandy and Prozac.
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