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Friday, March 23, 2012
#13 - Here kitty
I apologize that we did not keep on hand the cat piss-ruined book you returned as evidence of why you were charged for said book. We did not want our library reeking of cat piss for two weeks...a concern which may not be readily apparent to you, as you smell like twelve gallons of hot cat piss as I speak.