Tuesday, June 25, 2013
#38 - Hook-Up
If you need me to "hook you up" in an institution where everything is free, you have failed not only as a patron of the library, but as an organism. You may, in fact, be a fuck-up on a molecular level.
#37 - iFume
I'm not allowed to help you download music to the computers because it's illegal, against library policy, and it's Taylor Swift.
#36 - Tech Services
Technically, they provide a service.
#35 - Volunteens 2
Volunteens: Because babysitting your miscreant children during the school year alone isn't birth control enough.
#34 - Volunteens
Teen library volunteers: It's cheaper than a real summer camp.
Sunday, April 28, 2013
#33 - Login
Q: "What the hell is a username?"
A: One of many reasons why you don't have a job.
A: One of many reasons why you don't have a job.
Sunday, February 24, 2013
#32 - Hard Time
I promise that I don't need to know why you were in prison to print this document for you.
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